Internet Security Aficionado Gifts

"I'm an inheritance from Nigeria. I just need your bank account, I.D., and a thousand dollars to complete the transaction."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Biro Security

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

IT security.

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"