Cybersecurity Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

"We're gonna get you after school!"

Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.

Click here to view your account. Click here to view somebody else's account.

'I don't know who those Cybers are, but I'm ready for their attack!'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

"Hank's our security guy."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Identity Theft.

"This might be a scam."

"We found the hacker who broke into our system - and now he's our director of security."

'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

"I should pass computer class this year, Mom! I helped the Principal remove malware from his computer!"

Domestic Spying.

Maid vaccuums data spill.

"Everytime I use my name as my password I get hacked. Maybe I should change my name. Or, change my password."

"Yes, I did say I needed security and a protector. But I meant for my computer and phone. So, I won't be needing Rocco."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

Dating Agency - Call The Police. "Your details are coming through now."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.

'I've just run a virus check, and it's telling me that all my viruses are running ok.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

I must never post links to nude pictures of my teacher. I must never post links....

'He's been that way ever since he overheard me telling Millie to watch out for virtual intruders.'

'And now the first and fifth characters of your password.'

'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!'

'I usually don't do this on the first date, but here's my username and password.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Russian Embassy: Gone phishing.

'I just. . . I just wanted to be important enough that they'd come after me.'