Cyber Security Enthusiasts Gifts

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

CCTV in church.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

IT security.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'