Online Security Enthusiasts Gifts

Internet conmen trick cash from customers.

At the Captcha creators headquarters

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."