Cyber Security Lovers Gifts

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Here's the the Hackers

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'