Cybersecurity Enthusiasts Gifts

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"...I'm at the end of my tether and don't what to do. I can remember the username - it's just the password..."

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

IT security.

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'