Cyber Security Enthusiast Gifts

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Remembering passwords.

12 - Step Verification

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"Here's a list of my passwords, dear."

World wide web - Junk mail

"I must be a real loser. The guy who stole my identity is giving it back. He claims life as me really sucks."

"Leave us alone or I'll hack into your home network, wipe out your hand drives and disable your WiFi!"

"My mom's always telling me to change my underwear and my passwords."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

CCTV in church.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"