Cyber Security Enthusiast Pillows

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Remembering passwords.

12 - Step Verification

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"Here's a list of my passwords, dear."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

I do all of my banking online now.

World wide web - Junk mail

"I must be a real loser. The guy who stole my identity is giving it back. He claims life as me really sucks."

"Leave us alone or I'll hack into your home network, wipe out your hand drives and disable your WiFi!"

"My mom's always telling me to change my underwear and my passwords."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

CCTV in church.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Biro Security

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."