Cyber Security Aficionado Pillows

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Biro Security

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'