Security Enthusiast Pillows

'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

'Do you mind? It's private.'

'You need a more secure password.'

ATM. To verify you are who you say you are, stick head through hole.

'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'

'Where have out teachers gone...'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

At the secret door store.

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'

"I see Mr. Watkins has got playground duty again."

"Ever since we were burgled he's become much more security conscious"

"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

"Son, there's three things I want you to never forget...never give up on a dream...marry for love...and use 8-digit complex passwords!"

Hackers & Co.: Gone Phishing.

"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

Beware of the Dog

'I'd like to clarify that I bought you for protection!'

"PSSSST - Wanna buy some personal information?"

"Hello, I'm conducting a survey on privacy."

'Good evening. I'm Scotty, the loss prevention specialist.'

'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'

"Any of these guys look like the Peeping Tom?"

Paranoid scientists.

'Okay, first thing...ditch the T-shirt.'

Bodyguards.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Santa's Security

Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

Neighbourhood Watch Area.