Internet Security Enthusiasts Gifts

"You heard me. Hand over your lunch money or I hack into your Facebook account."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

I am not a robot

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Web cams. Web scams

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'