Cyber Security Lovers Pillows

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'