Online Security Enthusiasts Pillows

Internet conmen trick cash from customers.

At the Captcha creators headquarters

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Halt! User name and password.'