Internet Security Buffs Pillows

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

How to create a password you can remember...

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I am not a robot

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Web cams. Web scams

Computer virus

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Your computer is not fully protected...

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"