Internet Security Buffs Prints

First you'll need to tell me the six-digit verification code I just sent to a lamp back at your house.

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

How to create a password you can remember...

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

I am not a robot

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

The Government is now following you...

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Computer virus

Web cams. Web scams

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

Your computer is not fully protected...

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...