Internet Security Enthusiast Prints

'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'

'Oh oh! My Internet security software is directing recommendations, from my broker, to the junk file.'

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

"Password-sharing?! I only agreed to exchange vows...No one said anything about exchanging passwords!"

'This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft...'

'And if you buy this spyware we'll throw in this keyhole shaped monitor.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Your username can be yellow lab but your password will have to be Sheeba893.'

"Matt was a victim of identity fraud."

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

'...and at 2:00 you'll be whispering into millions of ears that it's okay to download that attachment.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."