Online Security Buff Prints

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Cyber Terrorism

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aggression/Security

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

TSA

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Eurocopa 2016

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I am not a robot

Web cams. Web scams

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

Dept. of cyber friendship.

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'