Online Security Buff Mugs

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Cyber Terrorism

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aggression/Security

The Best Defense

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

Eurocopa 2016

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Huawei Five-O

TSA

I am not a robot

Web cams. Web scams

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'