Security Buffs Pillows

We Sort of Want You

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

If you're worried about stalkers..

'I'm sorry, sir... But you can't bring that on board.'

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

'I used to be a Guard-Dog, but now, they've installed CCTV cameras instead...'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'What's the pass-word?'

"I think we'd better tighten security on our vehicle, Maureen..."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"Sorry sir, but all our operatives are AAA-rated: we don't do junkyards..."

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

The Best Defense

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Aggression/Security

CCTV in church.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."