Cyber Security Buff Pillows

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

"Carla, will you be the answer to my security question?"

'It's about time outlying communities got high speed internet.'

"Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper & lower case letters, some numerals and at least two symbols."

"They're hacking into our Netflix account the old fashioned way."

Strong Passwords

High security Santa's grotto

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Aggression/Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Eurocopa 2016

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

TSA

I am not a robot