Cybersecurity Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

"We're gonna get you after school!"

Click here to view your account. Click here to view somebody else's account.

Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.

'I don't know who those Cybers are, but I'm ready for their attack!'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'

"Hank's our security guy."

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"This might be a scam."

Identity Theft.

'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'

"We found the hacker who broke into our system - and now he's our director of security."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

Domestic Spying.

Maid vaccuums data spill.

"I should pass computer class this year, Mom! I helped the Principal remove malware from his computer!"

"Yes, I did say I needed security and a protector. But I meant for my computer and phone. So, I won't be needing Rocco."

"Everytime I use my name as my password I get hacked. Maybe I should change my name. Or, change my password."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

I must never post links to nude pictures of my teacher. I must never post links....

'He's been that way ever since he overheard me telling Millie to watch out for virtual intruders.'

'And now the first and fifth characters of your password.'

'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!'

'I usually don't do this on the first date, but here's my username and password.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'I just. . . I just wanted to be important enough that they'd come after me.'

Russian Embassy: Gone phishing.

Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.

'Miss Walters, Gerald is attempting to gain access to my answers with malicious code.'

"You want to throw off the hackers, so put something with 'CAT' in the title."