Cyber Safety Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hi - I'm one of your facebook friends."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'