Security Aficionado Gifts

Taxicab security.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Guarded optimism.

'Intruder on the 8th floor? It's only a seven story building.'

Safer Torah

"Security is lax on this side."

Child-proof safe.

Check-in at the airport.

'Lady, your 'just browsing' is costing me 23 security cameras and 3 floor detectives.'

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name

'Give it a kick. That usually does it.'

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

National Security Agency Library: Who's Who Who's Bugged.

Wikileaks panic

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

"I want a new guard dog."

"Well, Jenkins, there's the problem! You have it set on 'broil'!"

'He only takes potshots at the international flights.'

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Security Question-Who was your favorite obedience school teacher?

"For a while I was worried. I was afraid you wouldn't need locks up here."

Locked Bra.

"This is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray."

Work for passwords

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

Remove Belt & Shoes

The new house of worship greeter.

Biro Security

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

Castle Security

"Let me try mine. It's made in China."

"I understand they have some lovely things."

"Harding is very security conscious."