Cybersecurity Warrior Gifts

"We've stored too many passwords in it. It's going to explode! Run!"

"Every password I've ever had."

"Now I'm afraid."

Hate Platforms

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Spam.

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Problem?"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."