Cybersecurity Warrior Pillows

"We've stored too many passwords in it. It's going to explode! Run!"

"Every password I've ever had."

"Now I'm afraid."

Hate Platforms

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

Spam.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"