Cyber Security Crusader Pillows

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

Lynching on social media

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Robot Robber

IT security.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."