Digital Security Warrior Pillows

"Today's special: Passwords"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Computer From Hell

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'