"Now he wants to know my grandmother’s maiden name."
Data Protection Warrior Pillows
Comfort and humor collide with our data protection warrior pillows, bringing a touch of cybersecurity charm to their living space and making their home office more personalized.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Internet Cafe.
Data From a Truck
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Information about information about information about information.
Big Brother.
"That guys is stealing my data!"
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'
A Failiure to Communicate
Information Security
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'
'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'
'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'
Your country needs YOUR personal data!
'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'
Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'
"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."
The Cloud
"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"
'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'
Data Protection Warrior Pillows Collection
Data Protection Warrior Mugs
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Data Protection Warrior Prints
Check out our inspiring data protection warrior prints—ideal for decorating their space with humor and appreciation for cybersecurity efforts.
Data Protection Warrior T-Shirts
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