Digital Defense Guru Pillows

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

US fears missile competition.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Spam.

Cyberwarfare

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Your computer is not fully protected...

'Halt! User name and password.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'