Digital Security Geek Pillows

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"We need to start listening to our customers."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

CCTV

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'Don't open that attachment!'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

"Do you ever worry about identity theft?"

"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."

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