Computer Security Nerd Pillows

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."