Internet Security Buff Gifts

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Web cams. Web scams

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

Computer Hell.

Conversations we'll never hear.

I am not a robot

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

The Best Defense

Aggression/Security

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Eurocopa 2016

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

TSA

Huawei Five-O

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"