Security Buff Gifts

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'That's our head of security.'

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

'We've been robbed!'

"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."

CCTV camera asks man to remove hat. He uses camera as hook.

"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..."

Home security system

'Jehovah's Witness protection program'

'Touch ID, paw print sensor. Let's see you try to use my phone now.'

'My mom told me she feels better now that they've installed metal detectors in schools.'

Beware of dog. Also, cholesterol and overindulgence.

CCTV in a men's room.

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

Dept. of cyber friendship.

'I don't want anyone to walk off with my smart car, so I keep it in my purse.'

Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

'would you prefer a plane with an armed or unarmed pilot?'

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

"Just looking, thanks."

Introspection

'You know, we really need to get a security system installed.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

High security Santa's grotto

'I asked him if he had any security and he said social security!'

Terrorist Warning System Upgrade.