Security Buff Gifts

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'That's our head of security.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."

'We've been robbed!'

Home security system

'My mom told me she feels better now that they've installed metal detectors in schools.'

'Jehovah's Witness protection program'

CCTV camera asks man to remove hat. He uses camera as hook.

'Touch ID, paw print sensor. Let's see you try to use my phone now.'

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..."

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

Beware of dog. Also, cholesterol and overindulgence.

'You know, we really need to get a security system installed.'

Dept. of cyber friendship.

CCTV in a men's room.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'I asked him if he had any security and he said social security!'

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

High security Santa's grotto

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Introspection

'would you prefer a plane with an armed or unarmed pilot?'

"Just looking, thanks."

Terrorist Warning System Upgrade.

Airport Body Scanner.

"Today tech stocks rose sharply - led by background check software, spyware, encryption apps, military drones..."