Digital Security Buff Gifts

'Someone downloaded a virus only my computer, too!'

'Don't think I don't know the secret name you call me!'

Do you, Susan, take Richard's user name, pass word, and pin number, 'til death or bankruptcy do you part...?

"I warned your dad about closing the file with all his passwords in it. They got away again."

High security Santa's grotto

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Aggression/Security

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

The Best Defense

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

TSA

I am not a robot

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Eurocopa 2016

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

Huawei Five-O

Web cams. Web scams

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"