"We've installed false alarms in all the offices."
Security System Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the security system enthusiast? Explore our witty collection of products that celebrate their passion for security and technology. From fun mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who loves gadgets and safety features. Show your appreciation with a gift that matches their interest in security systems—lighthearted, thoughtful, and sure to brighten their day.
High security Santa's grotto
'Where was the TSA?'
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Algorithm 'n' Blues
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
'Best watchdog I ever had!'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
CCTV in church.
Aggression/Security
The Best Defense
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
Who are the most important people at the World Cup?
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
The Ayatollah Bomb?
Biro Security
'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'
"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'
Automation of Security
"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"
"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
The prime minister: the current threat to national security...
"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."
'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'
Security System Buff Gifts Collection
Security System Buff Mugs
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Security System Buff Pillows
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Security System Buff Prints
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Security System Buff T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts that celebrate security tech lovers with witty and stylish designs they’ll love to wear.