"The firewall on this is fantastic!!"
Internet Security Nerd Gifts
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Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
A Little Extra
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."
"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."
"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."
"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"
"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
IT security.
'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'
I am not a robot
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
Web cams. Web scams
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
"This locket contains my very first username and password."
'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)
Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!
To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.
"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."
"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."
"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."
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