Cybersecurity Geek Gifts

'Don't open that attachment!'

'I'd be careful of spyware.'

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

'And just why would you need a firewall?'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Hacks of the Very Near Future

Soul Hack

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"Do you ever worry about identity theft?"

"Just great. It looks like I forgot to update my password again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

A Little Extra

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.