Cybersecurity Geek Mugs

'Don't open that attachment!'

'I'd be careful of spyware.'

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

'And just why would you need a firewall?'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Do you ever worry about identity theft?"

"Just great. It looks like I forgot to update my password again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I don't understand. I hired a security guard to stand here and watch my computer, and someone still hacked into it and stole my data."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"