Cybersecurity Aficionado Mugs

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'

IT security.

"You're either dead, pregnant or our systems been hacked again!"

"It's the only way that I can remember all my passwords..."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

"Our foreign policy boils down to: an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, a hack for a hack."

E-mail

"Meet my very first dog! I've named her 'Security Question.'"

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Biro Security

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."