Cybersecurity Fanatic Mugs

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

IT security.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...