Cybersecurity Fan Mugs

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

Hidden identity on WhatsApp

Cybersecurity Laws Are For Little People

You wanna buy a credit card number? Fresh off the net. No thanks, pal. Not even your own? My own what? Visa number. I wanted to give you a chance to get it before I put it on the market. I'll throw in your Discover card. Extorters are so cute at this age.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Put your nude photos on the internet! Confidentiality assured!

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Unfortunately, his personal hygiene has taken a backseat to his cyber hygiene."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.