Cyber Security Fan Mugs

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

Remembering passwords.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

Putin and some Russian hackers

The Computer takes a drinks break.

Godzilla's Security Question

"They say you should beware of attachments."

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

We know your e-mail address!

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

Watch Dog.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'