Cybersecurity Fan Gifts

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

Hidden identity on WhatsApp

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Put your nude photos on the internet! Confidentiality assured!

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Unfortunately, his personal hygiene has taken a backseat to his cyber hygiene."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'