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Godzilla's Security Question

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I am not a robot

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Web cams. Web scams

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"Password-sharing?! I only agreed to exchange vows...No one said anything about exchanging passwords!"

Putin and some Russian hackers

We know your e-mail address!

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

Computer Hell.

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

"I'm an inheritance from Nigeria. I just need your bank account, I.D., and a thousand dollars to complete the transaction."

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."