Cybersecurity Nerd Gifts

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'Jill's right. 'The system was hacked and data compromised' sounds better than 'the cleaning people took it.'"

"If our computers are hacked, here's how to get the oil flowing again."

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

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"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

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"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."