Cybersecurity Nerd Gifts

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Jill's right. 'The system was hacked and data compromised' sounds better than 'the cleaning people took it.'"

"If our computers are hacked, here's how to get the oil flowing again."

Mark Zuckerberg admitted his failure with Facebook

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

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'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."