Cybersecurity Nerds Gifts

'I thought YOU knew the password.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Here's the the Hackers

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Secret Agent Men