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'I thought YOU knew the password.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."