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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

The Computer Bore

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

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"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

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"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'