"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
Data Privacy Warrior Gifts
Searching for a gift for the data privacy warrior in your life? Explore our collection of clever and engaging products that honor their dedication to online security. Perfect for those who defend personal info with passion and humor, these items make an office or home statement about their commitment to safeguarding data.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Data From a Truck
Big Brother.
Information about information about information about information.
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"
"That guys is stealing my data!"
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
A Failiure to Communicate
Information Security
'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
Giving Up a Little Privacy
'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'
'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."
"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."
We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.
"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
Don't forget to make a back up copy!
"How did the internet get my bra size?"
"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"
'We've come to invade your privacy.'
Is That Angela Merkel's...?
Internet surveillance
"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."
I NEVER accept cookies...
There's some guy in the caf
'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'
"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."
Data Privacy Warrior Gifts Collection
Data Privacy Warrior Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for the data privacy warrior. Perfect for coffee or tea, these witty cups keep the message secure and stylish.
Data Privacy Warrior Pillows
Find humorous and thoughtful pillows for theprivacy advocate in your life. Comfortable decor that celebrates their passion for data protection.
Data Privacy Warrior Prints
Browse our prints that honor the data privacy warrior with clever designs. Perfect for inspiring and decorating their workspace.
Data Privacy Warrior T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts for the data privacy enthusiast. Fun, fashionable, and full of witty messages — ideal for making a statement about online security.