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Data Protection Warriors Gifts
Looking for a gift for your data protection warrior? Our collection features clever, funny designs that speak to their cybersecurity passion. Perfect for anyone safeguarding information with style and humor, these products turn their vital work into meaningful keepsakes. Whether for a professional or a tech enthusiast, find something that resonates with their dedication to digital security.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Data From a Truck
Big Brother.
Information about information about information about information.
"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"
"That guys is stealing my data!"
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
Information Security
A Failiure to Communicate
"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'
'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'
'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.
"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."
"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
Don't forget to make a back up copy!
"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
"How did the internet get my bra size?"
"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"
'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'
'We've come to invade your privacy.'
Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .
Internet surveillance
"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."
"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."
Is That Angela Merkel's...?
Data Protection Warriors Gifts Collection
Data Protection Warriors Mugs
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Data Protection Warriors Pillows
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Data Protection Warriors Prints
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Data Protection Warriors T-Shirts
Explore a range of t-shirts that honor data safeguarding heroes with humor and pride.